Battle of the Bulge
Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Series: OHellNo #4
Publisher: Mimi Boutique
Published: February 14, 2019
Source: author for review
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“Chicks can’t be bodyguards. Especially hot chicks.”
MY NAME IS MITCH HOFER. I’m a world-famous swimmer from Australia, best known for three things: my gold medals, my looks, and filling out a swimsuit with my…eh-hem—bulky equipment. Let’s just say there’s a reason my nickname is “the Bulge.”
But beyond the fame, sponsors, and glory, there’s more to me than people know, including one hell of a mess I’ve gotten mixed up in. Life-or-death stuff, so bring in the professionals. Just don’t give me a chick bodyguard. Especially a young hot one who distracts me at every turn and hates my guts…
MY NAME IS ABI CARTER, and I hate Mitch Hofer. Yeah, he might be the sexiest champion swimmer in the world, but I’d give this guy a gold medal for being a first-class jerk.
Unfortunately, my boss has given me a choice—guard Mitch or get another job. And I really need the money. I can be professional, but if Mitch says “chicks can’t be bodyguards” one more time, I just might strangle him myself.
Still, something about the way Mitch keeps looking at me makes me think there’s more to his story. It’s almost as if he’s trying to drive me away. But why?
Oh, my God. If you are a fan of authors that make you roar with laughter, swoon with sexy heroes, and fan yourself during sexy times... You need to read one of Mimi Jean Pamfiloff's books. You will not regret it.
Abi is in need of a change of pace. So she decides to do what any normal person would do... She becomes a bodyguard. Who's sexy body is she guarding? None other than "the Bulge" himself, Mitch Hofer. Unlike everyone else, Abi doesn't fawn over him. Well, she might have if he hadn't humiliated her after their night of unbridled sexual passion...without the sex.
Mitch Hofer is more than just his package. And when he finally finds a woman that wants him for more than what's in his swim trunks, he knows they can't go any further than their one night of passion. Okay yeah, he didn't have to ditch Abi the way he did the next morning, but he had her best interests in mind. Now she's back as his new bodyguard and the man can only stay sane for so long.
I cannot get enough of Mimi's books. Luckily, I'm still a bit new to her and have a good chunk of books to read and keep me happy. Her books just make me smile. They're funny, sexy, and just so damn good. I could not put this book down. It was exactly what I needed. Honestly, I don't know what else to say other than I loved it. I guess you could say it left me so satisfied that words fail me. *grins*
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling romance author with over a million books sold worldwide. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.